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To improve improve mental health and combat home sickness amongst people of Austrian descent or cultural heritage* - semmel knoedel. Those in the know, know.


*These statements have not been reviewed by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. If you are of British Isles descent, try a warm beer and boiling some vegetables instead, like cabbage. If you do not know what a knoedel is, then inquire to your nearest Austrian but be prepared to pay for the information with a cold Almdudler. If you have no Almdudler for the bribe, then shame, shame, shame on you.